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  • 01-01-2017
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Raconter une histoire drole

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helpette
helpette helpette
  • 01-01-2017
Deux fous sont à la piscine. l'un tombe à l'eau, l'autre le sauve. Le lendemain, le directeur convoque le héros :
- Bravo pour votre geste. malheureusement, ce matin, nous avons retrouvé votre ami pendu.
- Ben oui, je l'ai accroché pour qu'il sèche.
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pandamille
pandamille pandamille
  • 03-01-2017
Un gendarme fais stopper une automobiliste.
- Vous n'aviez pas vu le feu rouge ?
- Si, c'est vous que je n'avais pas vu !
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